judaism themed parties = probably a good idea

a simplified summary:

a miraculous absence of law enforcement = great.

Things that I enjoy while drunk:
shouting/being shouted at with "mazel tov" and "shalom"
slurred heart to hearts
flip cup
bagel bites
having a collection pot for bat mitzvah money at a fake bat mitzvah that actually ends up with money in it by the end of the night.

Things that are poor choices while drunk:
bagel bites
text messages
shots of Jaeger
having people over when I have to get up early to work the next day.

Things that I dislike:
being asked "so, do you like to party?" while holding alcohol in my hand. I just have no response.

I'm going to go steam milk and hang out.

I love my roommates.

L.A. bound.